"The CHET you will not forget" Johnson
Mister Johnson is an original player from the Club nine's origins. Formerly nick-named, "Chet the Jet". However, being just several years down the road, the "Jet" part is among the missing. Last year at our annual rematch with the SW Michigan Blossomtime Royals (21 communities Blossom Queens with Mister Blossomtime and his Court), the Royals were short one player and we happily rewarded them with donating Mister Johnson.
They were delighted as were we, now we might have a chance to win a match. They inquired as to what town Mister Johnson haled, to which he answered, "Grand Junction." So the Queens anointed Mister Johnson as "Miss Grand Junction, 2011." The cranks roared with approval and our club overwhelmingly agrees that this title fits Mister Johnson so absolutely perfect. So it is as follows: "The Chet you will not forget and Miss Grand Junction, 2011."